#this is kinda cringe but i wanted to post it ughh

[n9ph-archived]

[ssstarscreamconjunx-alice]

Starscream x Oc Scenarios: Breeding p.1

18+ MDNI, mass displaced bot x human(kinda) smut

(A.N.) I have total writer's block for the next chapter of my EoSFAU fic, so I'm posting (kinda canon, but not included in full chapters; mostly smut) scenarios until I figure it out.

Enjoy!

Alice approaches him about it finally, just can't stand it anymore. Maybe a little frustrated with herself. It's not like he's neglectful. It's just so difficult to ask for anything for herself.

Her arousal has been overwhelming, so overwhelming.

Starscream snickers slightly when she comes to him so bashfully, as if it were the first time. Still not sure how to tell her himself, that he can feel quite a bit of her emotions when in close contact. That he's known she's incredibly insatiable right now.

But he wants her to ask him. Just this once. Not intentionally to punish her, just hoping to get her over that bashfulness and just take what she wants. He is hers after all.

Alice stutters her confession, "Can we.. uh, you know..?" Gesturing with her hands, earning herself an optic squinted in mock confusion.

"Yes? What do you need, my beloved...?"

She groans in frustration seeing that coy smile on his faceplate. Her eyebrows scrunch while she grimaces and pulls at the sleeves of her sweater. Her need just making her more embarrassed, like a dog begging for treats. The Seeker laughs lightly, shifting down to her size and taking her face in his servos.

"Anything you wish, Alice. All you must do is ask.." Voice softened for her, pressing his intake against her jaw. 'Or take..' he almost says, the heat snakes through him at the thought, but he reminds himself he must be patient with her. It's all the easier when her touch reveals all of her. The dull ache of shame, wanting to hide away, every insecurity of hers whispering in his audials steeling him so she can gather her own strength. Just this once.

Swallowing a whine, she makes another attempt.

"I.. want.. Can we..? Ughh...!" She presses her face into her palms, hiding away for a moment as he presses her even closer. Trapping her with his hold, unwilling to let her just tap out of this. Not this time.

Not when her body urges for him, her scent beckons. Not when his own array heats up in response to the arousal seeping from her and into him like a glorious plague. Yet, still keeping his control because he so desperately wants to hear her ask for him. So she can finally get it through her head that she can ask him.

Leaning back into her ear, his voice lowers to a coaxing rasp.

"Just this once.. ask...?" The fact that he knows makes the heat between her thighs so much worse. He's just been waiting? Watching her struggle and being all patient, and it’s really, stupidly endearing. And frustrating. But, it’s enough to fill her with some confidence. It’s not like he’s been purposefully avoiding her all day.

"Could we uhm," wording this without cringing persists as a problem in her mind, not wanting to sound.. clinical or vulgar. That's how it's always sounded to her.

"Could we... 'engage in sexual intimacy'?" She quotes with two pairs of fingers. Yep, that sounds awful to her. She doesn't miss the soft chuckle that follows, yet his eyes remain the same. Adoration, and lust paired with a lopsided smirk showing his denta.

"Very well... My little Beloved." Starscream’s dermas press softly to hers, coated in a honeyed tenderness. Then again, this one gradually heats and he’s nipping at her plush, sliding his servos down her neck, her nape, and under her clothing. Palming her back to support her from her now jelly-like knees.

A stray servo cups her heat, coating wandering fingers in her slick, shamelessly stoking along her entrance. Filling his sensors with her pheromones and indulging in the sweet, shy moans that she offers him.

"Impatient this time...?" Muttering hotly against her cheek, He steals her embarrassed whine with another kiss, removing his servo. Lifting her with ease and still peppering her faces with chaste kisses while he carries her to the nearest soft surface. Her mind is a haze, patience weening while he treks to the bed and settles her among their nest of blankets and soft fixings.

Feeling a sense of urgency, Starscream yanks her clothing as gently off her as he can as his spike squirms readily against his near-steaming modesty plate. She simultaneously rolls her shirt off in a similar eagerness. Starscream wastes no time in trailing down her body, his heated gaze never breaking from her disheveled, kiss-bruised face. Alice's eyes glimmering with a desire, just for him. It cracks his already crumbling self-control, he just needs to draw this out a little longer..

He slides his glossa slowly up her valve, holding her gaze and her thighs open for him, then tracing her node with the tip. Her bliss-filled gasp, responding to the seams in his glossa offering her the friction she so craves. Dipping the appendage inward to taste her neediness. His own control frays from the sounds she’s making, and the taste of her on his glossa. Releasing his modesty panel, his spike pressurizes so quickly it should concern him. But, Starscream just gives her a grin, before sliding up her body and sheathing himself in his lovely Conjunx's soft valve.

"Aa-ahh.." Already perfectly wet, and on edge for him, it steals a needy groan from his vox. She's already wrapped her arms around his neck, awaiting him eagerly. Arms slide under her like a snare to him and she responds pressing her malleable lips against his neck cables. The tenderness of her soft little affections, pressing her face happily into his frame– welcoming him with her own… hooking her thighs over his hips patiently for him.

Pumping a steady rhythm, nearly too rough, but her moans only greet him louder, more… Oh, that's... that's going to ruin him. His intake presses firmly against her neck, her need washes over him, the contact only allowing him more of her. possessive little bites on her neck have her crying out, before he's soothing them over with his glossa, leaving his claim on her skin in a lovely rosy color.

The sting of it is mild in her haze, and it only pushes her further. Coiling that heat within her into a tighter and tighter bundle with sharp intense bursts of pleasure from his dull denta. Inviting him to continue marking her as his, and his sweet little Alice only tightens further with them. Fisting his spike, claiming him right back, until his keening and his fans are the only thing in her ears– the vents in his head hot to the touch and glowing a dull orange. The molten color only spreading to his perfect features, and Alice can’t resist pulling his face to hers.

Starscream’s helm knocks gently into hers, reminding her of his tenderness beneath those intense smoldering red optics, and she coos gently in between bouts of pleasure at his flustering face. The golden glow is almost too hot under her lips, but that doesn’t stop her peppering more and more adoring little kisses on his faceplate.

The intensity of his thrusts waver as he draws closer, and her thighs tremble, clenching around his hips. Starscream nips at her lips, her cheeks in response to her affections before capturing her mouth again. Alice begs against his dermas, wet with their combined saliva, and arching away from the bed to meet his erratic thrusts with an equal need. Wound tightly until she breaks, her cries dying to breathless mumbles, voice still tinted with a need bordering on insatiable.

Merely moments after, he’s joining her in absolution, static lacing his vox in a piercing bliss that nearly knocks his processor offline for a moment, yet still lazily stroking within her while filling her quivering valve with his claim. Aftershocks of that pleasure never cease within her, still fluttering long after his release. Much longer than usual.

Starscream notes the strange occurrence but remains still entangled in her limbs. Propping himself up slightly, given her arms locking him in place, he looms over Alice as she pants, her eyes shut tight and brows furrowed. Allowing the silence to settle for a moment, and his heat to cool a bit. The glow settling to a near ember in his panels.

He can, unfortunately with their direct contact, feel that need still heavily numb in her frame.

“Alice.. my love.?” The static grumbling until smoothing to his usual rasp, “Could you possibly.. be in heat?”

“N-not.. possible?... I don’t think so, no..” Stated between breathes, heavy and unsure, and finally gracing him with soft blue eyes.

He brushes curls off of her face, clung there by sweat. Soft optics, close and observant, Starscream distracts her with a kiss to her head while unwinding her arms from his shoulders. Pinning her wrists in each servo when she protests.

“Well, you aren’t human, my love.. Just a moment..”

He sits up, still flush with her hips, causing her to whimper at the movement. His chassis’ paneling clicks and folds open familiarly exposing his spark to her, and she quirks her head. The soft vines of light answer an unspoken question, meeting her gladly. Only then does he lower himself back down into her reach, just flush with her again without pressing her too much into his internals.

Starscream’s face settles into the crook of her neck and invents deeply, swimming through her light, welcomed home yet searching through her with a scrutiny. Anything out of place, anything that could be causing her body to react the way it is. Sure, he could take her to the Medbay, but if it can be easily solved by him, her Conjunx, he’d rather not waste time.

Especially if it’s another quirk of her hybrid physiology, if he doesn’t already know about it by now then it hasn’t been documented by the CMO. While Starscream is no medic, her memories may hold some insight. The physiology of her that is granted to him by their bond may even. She is hesitant to be dislocated from him as of currently, therefore it’s far easier just to look into it now while she is momentarily satiated.

Because he can feel her arousal crawling back into him again, beckoning him. Her body becoming more and more antsy, impatient, and wanting while he searches.

In revelation, her body is reacting to his nanites; craving them like a medicine. Her attitude reminding him of a heat cycle, yet humans don’t have them. They have something akin to it, and hers is all over the place. Inconsistent and strange, even comparing it to her human ancestry. But… one fact that he gleans from her is that whatever is happening, her body is craving release to quell pain, he’ll look into that later.

“Ah.. Hm, Alice are you experiencing any.. discomfort currently?”

She snorts, “You sound like Ratchet, no… not really?”

“Were.. you?”

Alice pauses, eyes flitting around as she thinks. She had a migraine yesterday, a mild nausea… some aches this morning… No it.. couldn’t be? It’s been years since she had her cycle, she thought maybe finally, even with her weird alien youth, that she’d gone through menopause. Since she’s technically an elder. But, apparently, chronology means nothing in the scheme of weird half alien biology.

“Uhm… yeah. Thinking about it now… I might be on my cycle- or it’s soon anyways..”

Starscream’s helm tilts, revealing confusion. Alice nearly facepalms. She basically said: “Oh yeah no, I’m in pain, guess it’s just ‘my day’.” Looking at her like she just brushed off her discomfort again, which she knows irritates him.

“No, I.. I mean, my ‘menstrual cycle’. It’s.. an organic thing…?” Recognition and relief graces his optics and smooth his face out, only because she’s echoing his hypothesis from scouring her memories. Reacting to the bond, and to his biology, which is likely all. But, a trip to the Doctor isn’t unwarranted.

After she’s sufficiently satisfied. Giving her a searing grin, arms still caging her. The dirty thought in his processor flood hers in response and she stutters. Momentarily confuse by the certainty of knowing what he’s thinking. The horny haze in her brain is gone, but her body is still itching for release. Starscream’s filthy mind only egging her on, and she’d be less flustered if his thoughts weren’t repeating the word ‘breeding’ over and over.

[mariantoina]

thoughts on t*sp

look. at first i told myself that i wasn’t gonna watch this show, and then the very next day it got leaked so i was like “you know what? im gonna watch it anyway!” and thats the worst decision that ive ever made in my life because this show was... bad. could it have been worse? definitely, given the fact that it was an emma frost show based on a philippa gregory book. but this was still terrible enough for me to type this post up, so here we go!

i can guarantee you that you’ll have a more fun time reading this post than you will watching TSP. this is under a read more because.. whew.. theres a lot.

THE CASTING

first and foremost: the actress playing KOA cannot act. she’s really pretty, granted, but her acting was genuinely terrible. like.. i cringed almost every time there was a scene terrible. not only was her spanish accent bad but she felt so.. stiff, i guess would be a good word, whenever she said something. and that didn’t do anything to help the fact that she has a bad case of ScarJo Fever™ (if you don’t know what that is: it’s when an actor/actress only makes the same three facial expressions) people need to stop hiring actresses and actors just because they’re attractive and actually make sure that they can act. at this point, i am Begging!

the actor playing harry was actually good though, at least in my opinion. he did his best with what he was given and i really admire that! you can tell that he was putting a lot of effort into it, even though the way that they wrote him was really out of character for that period of his life (see: this post)

h7′s actor was good in the scenes that he was in, but the way that they treated h7 was so.. weird? they didn’t make him as creepy as i thought that they were going to when i first found out they were making an adaptation of TCP, but there was still this lowkey creepy vibe that he had going on.. i honestly dont know how to explain it, but it was there. also he slapped the shit out of harry in a scene??? that was messy as HELL

the actress for margaret beaufort was good, but there were some scenes that just had me like.. oh? on god? (most notably the death scene, but i’ll get into that hot mess later) you could tell that she was trying hard, even if they made MB’s character arc terrible.

the actors that played lina and her love interest were amazing, though. they worked with what they had and i really liked what they did with them even though the writing was shit. the scene with their wedding was adorable and really well acted!

angus imrie (arthur) was good, too! but the wig that they gave him? atrocious. i’m going to see it in my nightmares. georgie henley was really good in the scenes that we saw her in as meg tudor, but most of the scenes she was in weren’t that good and that’s wack :’)

i don’t know the name of the actress that played juana of castile in the episode she was in, but i liked her acting, too.. even though the writing for her was kind of cringy.

before i end this section i should let it be known that i was more attached to juana, meg and arthur in the few episodes they were in than i was to KOA during the entire show. it’s so tragic like. how are you going to cast a lead actress that cant act?? Hello???

before i get into the issues with the writing and creative direction i have with the show, i just wanna say: the pacing of the show was terrible and really, really difficult to follow. the entirety of the second episode, which followed from their KOA/arthur marriage to arthur’s death, probably had the worst pacing. it felt like only a few weeks had passed in the show’s time, when it was supposed to be what? six months? and there was so indication of a timeskip between episode 6 and episode 7, even though juana was still in england at the end of episode 6 and h7 died about 10 minutes into episode 7? it’s so tragic.

okay, moving on!

THE CREATIVE DIRECTION

look. i get that it’s a show and of course there’s going to be historical license but... GOD this show went above and beyond.

there’s so much i want to say here, but the most important one that i have an issue with is the shit that they did with lina’s character. erasing the fact that she was a slave owned by ferdinand and isabella and then later given to KOA was absolutely terrible. and then not only did they do that AND make her KOA’s most loyal lady-in-waiting, but they erased the fact that she was forced to convert to christianity, forced to stop using her birth name and instead having to use the name of her new owner in the name of #StrongFemaleFriendships. disgusting!

EF: lina is KOA’s most faithful servant and they have a strong female friendship!! hashtag woke!! hashtag feminism!! my black ass:

honestly it gets even worse because KOA and lina’s “central female friendship” was barely even there. lina had more scenes with rosa, one of KOA’s other ladies-in-waiting, than she did with KOA. not to mention that KOA was manipulative to lina and kept saying stuff like “you owe me service” or stuff along those lines? it was so shitty. lina sweetie im so sorry that this ugly ass bitch would even try you

the next big thing that i had a problem with was the fact that they aged up harry, when in reality he was about 11 years old when KOA first came to england. like, i can’t really go that much into it because even thinking about the fact that they aged him up to make him Arthur’s Hotter, All-Around-Better Brother™ when he was fucking 11 makes me kinda sick but. ughh it was terrible.

not to mention the fact that they villainized margaret beaufort because of course they did. apparently you cant be a middle aged woman without being villainized?? especially not in an emma frost show. but the way that they villainized her was so ugly. and the fact that they attributed shit like edmund dudley’s execution to her when it happened an entire year after she died? Hello????

the way that she just took over and declared herself regent when h7 was in mourning for elizabeth of york and kicked KOA out of the palace + the way she tried to threaten margaret pole & lina into revealing that KOA wasn’t a virgin.. shgkhhgsfhgkshjbjsjb that shit was so fucking messy its like they tried to make her a fusion of mother gothel from tangled and ursula from the little mermaid

the way that they made EoY dislike KOA was so weird? and the way that both her and margaret beaufort assaulted her by kissing and groping her respectively was weird and definitely uncalled for.

this is a minor one in the gist of some of the other things but why did they make EoY’s last daughter a stillborn child? someone correct me if i’m wrong, but didn’t she live for about a week before she died? but then again, i remember that she named their daughter after KOA, so they probably did that to avoid the fact because they made EoY hate her. messy

arthur’s wig counts as a creative decision right? well whoever gave him that wig needs to be fired. PERIOD

arthur’s wig:

me:

whoever did meg tudor’s costumes also needs to be fired tbfh they were so bad. what did she ever do to yall

THE WRITING

i guess that writing can go into the creative direction category as well, but there were so many problems with the writing that it deserves its own category

KOA was so terrible in this. between her manipulating harry and lina, and the fact that she kept defending the fact that isabella abused juana because “our mother was a queen, a warrior” was ugly! “tO bE qUeEn oF eNgLaNd iS mY dEsTiNy” girl if you don’t shut ya mouth catching these hands is gonna be your destiny

they also made KOA put all of her faith in the fact that she was related to queens? like, every time juana said she couldn’t do something because her husband + ferdinand are assholes, or every time isabella was brought up she kept being like “but you’re/she’s a queen!” it was irritating

all of the predictions about the great matter/KOA not being able to give harry a son were weird. i would have been fine if it had only been like.. one time, because sometimes foreshadowing can be good, but it was brought up every 5 seconds and at the most random times. like when EoY was literally dying in childbirth?? Hello????? god are you there??

AND THE FACT THAT EOY STRAIGHT UP WENT TO HELL AND SAW HER BROTHER GETTING EXECUTED THEN CAME BACK. HELLO??

then when margaret beaufort was about to die and she saw ghosts? and jasper tudor showed up to take her to hell i guess? honestly i didnt know what the fuck was going on but that shit was so fucking messy and wild. i have to laugh

also: i mentioned this earlier but all of those scenes where harry was ranting and raging.. EF really saw the name “henry viii” and floored it with that huh

they also dumbed harry down imho.. Wack!

juana seducing harry was a hot ass mess in its own right, but honestly? juana and harry had more chemistry in that one minute scene than KOA and harry had in the entire show

we were not even 10 minutes into the pilot and they were already trying to portray isabella as a #WokeFeministQueen. how, you might ask? why, by showing her leading a group of men to kill black muslims for their faith, of course! didn’t you know that being racist and islamophobic is hip and feminist when you’re a queen?

like i get that its from KOA’s point of view but in the opening monologue of the pilot they mentioned that isabella overthrew the moors like it was a #Feminist thing to do and not a part of her orchestrating massacres and contributing to genocide? @ EF: on GOD??

tbh? shocked that KKKristopher KKKolonizer wasn’t mentioned in a positive light based on how much they tried to glorify isabella. like what catholic monarchs stan was allowed to work on this show with EF and P. Gregory?? hello????

i’m totally fine with the whole plot point about katherine lying about her virginity, since we’ll probably never know the truth about whether or not she and arthur consummated their marriage, but it was poorly executed in both the writing and in CH’s acting. i could tell that she was lying and so did.. almost everyone, really.

the scene where they were about to.. i guess lynch lina’s love interest for “stealing” made me really uncomfortable. i dont even know how to explain it

h7′s death scene.... this is all i have to say about it

margaret beaufort ordering the execution of edmund dudley was shitty for a lot of reasons but honestly him screaming “fuck you all to hell” was hilarious

the ending scene of episode 7 where they were in the chapel and henry asked KOA if she was still a virgin was bad writing and CH’s acting made it even worse. cant even lie convincingly smh

margaret pole’s plotline was so confusing.. i barely knew wtf was going on with her the entire show? it all felt so rushed and forced. it was weird

EoY and h7 had some cute scenes together though. and that was like.. one of the shows only real redeeming qualities

that’s about it for this post about TSP! my overall rating for it is a 0.5/10. it was super shitty, but i liked arthur, juana and meg tudor so it gets a 0.5 instead of a plain 0. and apparently theres one episode left too.. DREADING it. anyways: emma frost absolutely failed in her goal to be like “its not all about anne boleyn!” because if anything this show made me think about how claire foy and natalie dormer were both robbed of awards so.. if reading this post gave you hives? go watch wolf hall or the tudors for their great performances!

thanks for reading! :)

[brittanybutler]

My thoughts on the novelization of the Kim Possible movie! Minor spoilers.

Okay, so I caved and bought a digital copy of the live action Kim Possible movie novelization and, uh... I have some thoughts. Continue reading for some general information and my opinion on the overall vibe. Nothing toooo spoiler-y or deep. Well, I get deep with my analysis... but I’m not analyzing anything too big. Just minor things and lines that aren’t important to the storyline but can give you a pretty good idea of what the movie will be like. There are no details that I would consider major or huge plot points in this post. If you’ve seen all of the trailers/sneak peeks and are familiar with the film’s summary, you should be alright. Basically, keep reading if you want to know what to mentally prepare yourself for lol.

Right off the bat, all I’m gonna say is that judging from the dialogue alone -- it’s definitely geared towards kids. Young kids. I don’t think teenagers will think this is cool. Just as I feared, there’s cheesy use of social media (selfies, live-streaming, youtube) and annoying 2010s slang (“shook” “fam” “kthanksbye,” etc.) I don’t understand why they feel the need to throw in stuff like that to make it ~current~??? It just makes it feel awkward and trying too hard to be relatable. I think keeping it relatively timeless and omitting slang and selfies would’ve been the better option for a live action adaptation of something as iconic as Kim Possible. There’s already enough technology with her freaking holographic Kimmunicator and gadgets! haha. It’s 2019. We all know that smartphones are a thing. They’re normalized now. You don’t need to shove it in our face, haha. I mean, Kim said some dated slang in the cartoon and flip phones were prominent... but it’s a cartoon. It works. With live action, it gets a little dicey. You want these characters to feel like people who talk like real people, ya know?!

Something that made me cringe beyond belief is the first scene at Bueno Nacho. Athena named her dog “Ron Stop-pit-bull” (I kid you not) so Ron says something about wanting to be a freaking dog when he grows up??? So Athena and Ron literally proceed to woof like dogs and break into laughter about it......??? I have no idea how that’s not gonna be cringeworthy on screen. I wanted to die just from reading it. Some people assumed this photo from J-14 magazine was behind the scenes, but it does in fact happen in the movie: 

One thing that sorta rubbed me the wrong way is that they talk about Kim and Ron being famous heroes on the news and everything a liiiiittle too much. Athena being a superfan of Kim and Ron kinda goes along with that and could potentially feel a little overkill. The morons who think that Kim had a secret identity are gonna have a field day with that lol. Ugh.

The holographic Kimmunicator is a really cool update for this generation since the original one was essentially a smartphone with FaceTime and wouldn’t be nearly has forward thinking as it was in 2002. Towards the end of the KP series it was updated to a wristwatch, among a few other different designs (but a wristwatch also wouldn’t be forward thinking today thanks to Apple Watches) and now it’s a necklace. I like that! 

The only issue is that it’s not very discreet. Wade pops up a lot throughout the movie and as we saw in the sneak peek, the hologram is pretty huge. I hope the size can vary or something? Because that could be weird when Wade beeps Kim at school and stuff. It was handy when cartoon Kim could casually whip out the handheld, open her locker and talk to Wade on the computer, or glance at her wrist. Not sure how this is gonna fly in other situations:

Also, this sneak peek makes more sense in context. I figured it would. People are seriously overreacting. They portray Kim as a perfectionist and she desperately wants to be on time for her first day of high school. It’s not “WHY is Kim using her gadgets and Wade’s help for an every day situation?!?! UGHH” like people are complaining about. It makes sense to me. It’s cute! That barrel roll is still completely unnecessary though, hahahahaha. But, I’m embracing the random stunts like that. I think it’s hysterical. 

I know a lot of people (myself included) were upset about Kim not being a cheerleader, but she actually is! Or at least, she was...? And is still interested in cheer at the beginning of the movie. So that’s nice! Kim being a cheerleader was necessary on the show because it helped us make sense of all her flips and kicks and such during missions. It’s a really important part of her character so I was sooo happy to see that it wasn’t completely erased!

I still want to be surprised by the movie, so I just skimmed it and skipped a lot of pages. But yeaaaah. That’s the general gist of it. I feel like I’ve read enough to know that I should keep my expectations lower than I originally planned. This doesn’t mean the movie is going to be terrible or anything. The junior novelizations usually leave out a lot of things (the book felt extremely short? Granted, I skipped a lot.. but yeah) and the whole story is written in a way that’s cheesy and simple for little kids to read. Like, I’m not gonna lie. I was pretty much cringing non-stop. I have a junior novelization of The Even Stevens Movie and it’s cringy as HECK. They even changed some of the dialogue for whatever reason! But the movie isn’t nearly as cringy and is clearly a campy self-aware flick once you watch it. I’m hoping KP will be the same way.

I can’t help but worry that it’ll translate to screen as suuuuper lame though. Let’s hope the actors can pull it off convincingly. I want to love Ron (I stand by my word that Sean Giambrone is the perfect choice) but he’s seeming a little too dumb at points, overly kid friendly and hunky dory! Like a literal human cartoon. He trips over his shoelaces and falls victim to other clichés like that. Some of the lines he has are... oh boy. [i.e. *sees a giant statue of a brain* “WOW! I didn’t know brains were so big! How do they fit in our heads?!” -- An actual Ron Stoppable quote.] In a cartoon, a line like that works. But live action? Ehhh. It all depends on Sean’s delivery though, and I have faith in him but... dang, he has some awkward dialogue to work with.

I’m a huge fan of The Goldbergs, so Ron is the main thing I’m excited about if I’m being totally honest. I will say, the first two chapters are the only parts I read fully (since they were the free sample) and I liked it. It’s action packed and fun. We’ve actually seen a lot of it in the trailers already so if you wanna read it, it doesn’t spoil too much at all. Ron’s grand entrance is cute and wacky and I actually smiled really hard while reading and picturing it. :)

I’m not a big fan of how Rufus is introduced. They made a major change and it kinda genuinely upset me. But, I will say.. they at least give us an explanation for why Rufus is so smart and aware. That’s kinda cool, since in a 2d cartoon you don’t need to question why a naked mole rat can talk and point and help Kim and Ron lol. I’m horrified of how the CGI will look in action though. From the one photo we’ve seen, he looks kinda terrifying imo: 

I’ve said before that instead of attempting to go for a ~realistic~ feel, they might’ve been better off keeping 2d animated Rufus and having a vibe similar to Space Jam lol. I mean, Kim Possible is a cartoon that makes no logical since in real life so I don’t think that would’ve hurt. Or maybe I’m just sad because 2d Rufus is sooo adorable. I’m gonna miss him so much. 

EDIT: They’ve officially released some footage of Rufus in action and he looks waaaaaay better than I expected! Yay!

As everyone has predicted, from the few parts I read.. Drakken and Shego seem awesome and on point! Pretty funny as well. I don’t have any complaints about them. Rest assured, Shego delivers her sarcastic remarks a ton. I actually laughed out loud at one of them omg. From what we’ve seen, Todd is doing a fantastic Drakken and Taylor has great deadpan delivery. I have a feeling they might steal the show tbh!

So, yeah. Make of this what you will!

I’m still really excited for the movie, but I’m relieved to have my expectations in check now. 

[sweviliant]

t's PAST MIDNIGHT IN CALIFORNIA, 9 am in ITALY and I guess 17 pmin Japan so ALLES GUTE PREUSSEN Two drawings of my beloved in three days?! Ughh, my fingers are killing me... The other one is a secret since it's a self-insert, don't wanna cringe anyone and was for me so'... BUT it's a special occasion today! I worked so hard ;V; Well, it's not that good for a drawing, I did a quick sketch and lineart... the anatomy is kinda meeeeeeh. But I did for the love of Prussia ahaha. It's been like 8 years since I'm in this fandom... and the first uploaded something like this public??? I felt insecure and anxious so... Well! But I wanted to post it because it's Prussia's birthday! It's a special occasion! (I celebrated more his birthday than mine, which is 14th of January ugyuu so close ❤️) Ahaha, ok. Sorry. Cringe-y

Yes, those hands supposed to be mineee. Asjkajak I feel so anxious about posting this nyeee

I don't know why it ended up a vaporwave style? Don't ask me asdfghjkl. Happy b-day husbando ;v;

will gonna add the tags later when I will have the courage rip